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I don't need to be a global citizen, 'Cause I'm blessed by nationality, I'm a member of a growing populace, We enforce our popularity There are things that seem to pull us under and There are things that drag us down, But there's a power and a vital presence That's lurking all around We've got the American Jesus See him on the interstate, We've got the American Jesus He helped build the president's estate I feel sorry for the earth's population 'Cause so few live in the U.S.A, At least the foreigners can